Remember the opening montage of ABC’s Wild World of Sports;
that famous show began with Jim McKay’s stirring narration, ‘Spanning the globe to bring you the constant
variety of sport… the thrill of victory… and the agony of defeat… the human
drama of athletic competition… this is ABC's Wide World of Sports.’ The
famous opening sequence always prompted me to consider how ‘the agony of
defeat’ was an equally respectable result of competition, and how losing could be
made just as entertaining as winning. After watching that ski jumper’s (Vinko
Bogataj) breathtaking disaster and that Indy car’s fiery somersault, I think I became
a little more conscious of what it is to be a good loser.
Unfortunately the dream of being a professional athlete is, in many cases, all about the road to failure. I have met many would be heroes who, for one reason or another, washed out somewhere along the way. Hockey players with bad knees, tennis players with faulty elbows, and boxers with glass jaws are common at cocktail parties and high school reunions. The refrain ‘I could have been a contender’ is usually followed by the subject pointing at some impaired region of his or her body.
Yesterday I heard a new excuse - tarsal tunnel syndrome.
This malady is similar to carpal tunnel syndrome but tarsal tunnel occurs in
the foot while carpal tunnel occurs in the hands and wrist. Tarsal tunnel
syndrome is a condition where the posterior tibial nerve in the foot is
trapped. The author of this particular apology was a professional
lacrosse player from
After the attentive physician applied ice, anti-inflammatories and cortisone
injections, she recommended her patient seek therapeutic footwear. I couldn’t help
but notice that my new friend was shod in a well worn pair of yellow Holey
Soles. Although these are not orthopedic
shoes in the strictest sense, they are extremely comfortable and contain many remedial
features for problem feet. The most obvious of which is the ‘tarsal bar’ foam
molding that massages the bottom of the foot. This design element serves to
spread the toes slightly and increase blood circulation to the region. He won’t
be playing lacrosse anytime soon, but those yellow shoes looked just smashing
with his faded blue denim jeans.

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